Friday, December 19, 2008

"All I Want for Chrithmath"


Oh dear. Mateo was being a helper on Monday by carrying a Christmas tin up the basement stairs. At the top of the stairs he tripped landing face-first on top of the tin and cried, "Owa nose, owa nose". Once the tears subsided he brushed his teeth to get ready for naptime and said, "Owa tooth". Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear. Indeed, he did chip one of his front teeth, and all of his Mommy's childhood dental nightmares swooped in.
Today was his first visit to the dentist. Daddy and Mommy took advantage of the four days in between to be enthusiastic about the dentist. We explained how he's right next door to the library, and how it's his job to look at people's teeth, and we went over the "say ahh" routine. It seemed to work - Mateo was EXCITED to go to the dentist. We got there early and played with the toys and mastered the water machine. When his name was called he walked back (cautiously) to "the big chair", sat on Mommy's lap and watched cartoons. He opened his mouth for the dentist nicer than he ever has for his parents. It was all good until... the noise.
The dentist wanted to round off a sharp point on that chipped tooth, and once he started up that whirring little grinder Mateo freaked out. I felt so horrible holding his little arms against his body and he was kicking and struggling and screaming, and the hygienist was holding his head the best she could. When it was over Mateo calmed down, blew his nose on a tissue and handed it to the hygienist, who then led him to the toys. He picked out a bouncy ball, helped himself to another glass of water (his fourth, I think) and off we went trying to focus on the positive. From there we went to the bank where he informed the receptionist, "No like that noisy."

Tuesday, December 2, 2008

O Tannenbaum


The Great Christmas Tree Hunt took place the Sunday after Thanks-giving at Wagon Landing Tree Farm which would normally be a 15-minute drive from our house, but took us a good half hour. According to the professional mapmaker in our household: "the map sucked". Nevertheless, we arrived and trekked out into the field of evergreens bracing ourselves against the cold wind in search of "the one". It seemed the perfect height at the tree farm and we felt good about our choice as we drove home (not getting lost) with our bounty strapped to the roof of the minivan. Alas, when we arrived home we discovered that the trunk of our beautiful tree was too thick for our very old tree stand so Kevin took to it with the saw. Still too thick. Kevin headed off to buy a more accommodating tree stand, some eggnog and some rum. Now our tree stands in the family room with a good two feet of headspace. All the more room for a gigantic tree topper, my dear.

Thanksgiving #2


Round 2 of Thanks-giving happened potluck-style in the common area of Grandma Jean's apartment building. In attendance were Great Grandma Jean, Gabby Karen and Papa Chris, Uncle Mike and Skye, Uncle George, Uncle Randy, Aunt Diane, and cousins Curt and Andrea. I took a picture of the whole group as we were leaving, but managed to cut the majority of the heads off so it appears to be a bunch of torsos hanging around. This one will have to do - sorry about YOUR head, Gabby :-) Anyway... Mateo entertained us all by running up and down the hallways, playing on the ancient stationary exercycle, pushing elevator buttons and singing Christmas carols into the handle of Great Grandma's walker.

Thanksgiving #1











Thanksgiving #1 took place at the Etherton household where: Kevin and Mateo shared the miracle of youtube with Gabby Jan and Aunt Pat; Uncle Kurt showed Mateo how to fly and crash planes (Achtung!); Papa Bill cleaned up after everyone; and Rocky the cat was thankful for the squirrels and birds entertaining him on the other side of the window (ah, so close yet so far away).

Guitar Hero




This beat-up, two-stringed garage sale guitar is Mateo's current instrument of choice. He's still rockin' out to "The State of Hockey", but the drums are usually left to Daddy or Mommy while Mateo wields his "axe" and sings into the microphone (aka the handle of a child's vacuum cleaner, which is now broken, presumably from an out-of-control fan). Just watch - someday this guitar will be worth millions!